We thought he was out there saving the planet, but we’ve clearly been barking up completely the wrong tree. This is what Big Al has been doing the whole time everyone thought he was being a lean, green fighting machine.
Who doesn't want to sidle up to an adorable plush version of The Common Cold, the Flesh Eating Disease, the Clap, or Ebola? Nobody, I'm telling you. If you can't love the doe-eyed mauve kissing disease then you're a cold hearted bastard is what. Choose from a host of diseases.
Funny stuff, thanks