Country Star Croons about Myspace and Online Dorkdom

SHATNER MAKES AN APROPOS CAMEO APPEARANCE AS THE FATHER OF JASON ALEXANDER IN THE MUSIC VIDEO “ONLINE.” HERE HE IS MAKING BUSTY “FRIENDS” ONLINE AND JUST ABOUT TO GET BUSTED.

Brad Paisley is this ridiculously upright handsome country star. His latest single (which is the first of his music videos that you can buy online) is creatively titled “Online.”

Watch it at this link.

“I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I’m 5 foot 3 and overweight
I’m a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I’ve never been to second base
But there’s whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace”

That’s the first verse and it gets better. The chorus goes “I’m so much cooler online. So much cooler online”

Jason Alexander from Seinfeld plays the main pizza delivery marching band member dork who lives at home with his parents. And get William Shatner plays his dad. The best part, as my friend Anne Mullin (girl genius behind Vancouver’s Cafe Scientifique) pointed out, is where Shatner gets told off for not being able to sing. If you don’t understand the humour behind this you’re missing out bigtime - so go remedy it asap by sampling his crooning skillz on the “Spaced Out” album.