Baby Polar Bear…butt cleaning

I always wanted to be a veterinarian at a zoo. In fact, I still do, really. But let’s be honest and admit that probably have a child’s imaginary dream of what the job would be - a lot of cuddling with baby animals. Maybe feeding them, probably having to bring them home to sleep in my bed with me at night (please note: large, furry mammals are the only ones ever to appear in said fantasies).

I guess seeing a tiny tiny baby polar bear, Snowflake, having her butt milked and then cleansed by two keepers at the Nuremberg Zoo in Germany (what’s with the Germans and their polar bears, eh?) kind of ruins the fantasy.

Okay but THIS ONE is so cute, I nearly lost it - BABY POLAR BEAR SNORING. SNORING. Just don’t wake it up. That thing brays like a donkey.