An Ode to Anne’s Ode to Hummers

Remember a while back when all Anne could think about was that stupid hummer parked on her street and how totally horrendous it was? Well now instead of slashing his tires, she can just slip a handy instructions packed through his mail slot, showing him how to turn his gas guzzler in to a 60 mpg eco-friendly vehicle. Nice. I mean he just has to rip out the current combustion system and install an electric engine/biodiesel burning jet turbine. Yar har. 

And if he fails, she can always stuff some eco-balls up his tail pipe. Axel Foley would be so proud.


Posted by Anna Gosline on December 17, 2007 at 9:00 AM in it's not easy being green
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Um… Personally, for me, that’s way too productive a form of protest.

I mean, there’s a part of me that wants an outlet for my Hummer hatred and spearing tires promises to hit the spot. Being nice and giving hummer drivers a hug and a pamphlet just won’t do it for me. And if I give them the pamphlet while snarling, they’ll just send me to the ER for a rabies shot when really it’s their huge offensive hulk of planet destroying metal that makes me rabid.

Grrrrr.

Posted on December 17, 2007 at 2:19 PM by Anne

Not to say I don’t appreciate the ode. I love the ode. Always. x

Posted on December 17, 2007 at 2:19 PM by Anne

That car in the picture...you can’t even see the back wheels! o.O

Posted on December 18, 2007 at 11:53 AM by Eva

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