A Healthy Valentine’s Day

(PHOTO: CYANCEY) IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR FRUIT BASKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
The CDC would like to remind you that there are healthy ways of showing your love, ways that do not require 7000 calories, 39 units of alcohol and a whole lot of tacky shit that no one needs...ways like dancing, skating and the oh-so-romantic RELAY RACE or FRUIT BASKET.

Can I just repeat that for emphasis: RELAY RACE AND FRUIT BASKET. Someone should seriously be shot. Especially because they forgot the healthiest and happiest Valentine’s recipe of all: a small portion of high quality dark chocolate and lots and lots and lots of sex.


Posted by Anna Gosline on February 12, 2008 at 1:52 PM in
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Long time, Ink Girls, so I hope things are all good with you. But thanks, Anna, for making me laugh quite as long and loud as that. Nicely put.

Oh, and I saw Monday night’s fireball that Katie posted about. About 22.30 or thereabouts and, from where I am in South Oxfordshire, off to the south east by the looks of it. Pretty spectacular…

Posted on February 13, 2008 at 2:07 AM by

We always love to make you laugh, Andy. Glad you caught the fireball. Katie will be most jealous.

Posted on February 14, 2008 at 12:03 PM by anna

Great article. I see in Valentine Days most people spent too much money on gifts and foods. I hope one day everyone will remember how to keep the healthy life even in holidays like Valentine, Christmas, etc.

Posted on February 21, 2008 at 7:25 AM by Big Phil

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