Melissa left Ontario after finishing an undergraduate degree in philosophy and headed West to British Columbia. Not having yet returned to school, she spends her time doing Vancouver-type things and five days of seven she works as an assistant at one of the city's colleges, helping other people think big thoughts.
Who doesn't want to sidle up to an adorable plush version of The Common Cold, the Flesh Eating Disease, the Clap, or Ebola? Nobody, I'm telling you. If you can't love the doe-eyed mauve kissing disease then you're a cold hearted bastard is what. Choose from a host of diseases.