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----------------------------------------------- Science’s New Year’s Resolutions In 2007, I, Science, resolve to: by, Science 02 January 2007 1. Not let religions that have bastardized my name by ending it with ology trump me in the headlines. 2. Not call something a planet unless I’m really really really really sure. 3. Speaking of dogs, I will try to hire more of them to do my PR. People ate up the dogs sniffing cancer story! 4. Next time I’m sure about something, get Al Gore to make the movie about it in year one, not year 16. 5. Enact affirmative action for the non-charismatic non-megafauna. 6. Tell those dolts at the Discovery Institute to go discover THIS !!?$%*!! [insert upright… http://www.inklingmagazine.com/articles/sciences-new-years-resolutions/
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