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Your Health This (Delusional) Week

Advice for a long life: smoke cigarettes instead of weed, eat blue corn tortillas, ditch lite beer and go straight for whisky

by Anna Gosline

Now I don’t know about you talk to hot girls, but growing up (emphasis on the growing) in Vancouver, we were always told that smoking pot was better for you than smoking cigarettes; the addictive…

previously published inklings

Health
Your Health This Economical Week
Advice for a long life: free sex hookup be rich, live in a nice 'hood, get health insurance, leave Missouri, and use the trampoline with care.
by Anna Gosline
13 July 2007

Creature Feature
Knockout of the Week: Allergy Molecule Makes You Dumb
by Anna Gosline
11 July 2007

Pop Culture
Battle of the Blabbers
A new study shows men and women sex near me are equally gabby
by Anne Casselman
05 July 2007

Fun with Food
It Figures: The numbers behind your dinner
Food is for math, not eating.
by Anne Casselman
26 June 2007

Realpolitik
WWII Atomic Secrets See the Light of Day
Nobelist James Chadwick realized atomic research had dire implications - so he sealed it away for more than 60 years
by Richard Wyllie
21 June 2007

Health
Your Health This (No Shit Sherlock) Week
Advice for a long life: Don't over-retire, give your doctor the afternoon off and sleep late during the week, too
by Anne Casselman
15 June 2007

Human Nature
Book Club: The Female Brain, by Louann Brizendine
Louann Brizendine's book "The Female Brain" frankly pisses Sandra Kiume off. Here's why.
by Sandra Kiume
13 June 2007

Fun with Food
How Nintendo Taught Me to Slice and Dice
Our reporter pulls a Japanese-style potato salad out of a handheld video game
by Paula Gaetos
11 June 2007

Health
Your Health This (Sinful) Week
Advice for a long pre-afterlife: steer clear of wrath, lust, and sharkfin soup -and get thee to a wine carafe instead
by Anna Gosline
08 June 2007

Health
New Tricks for the Little White Pill
Add colon cancer to the list of maladies that aspirin keeps at bay - but how much is too much?
by Jennifer Taylor
06 June 2007

Fun with Food
Mars Needs Lunchboxes
What will Mars astronauts take with them? Pretty much any dish that can reach five years of age at girls looking for sex and not taste like it
by Anne Casselman
05 June 2007

Health
Your Health This (Evil) Week
Advice for a long life: check meet for sex if you Doc is a phony and avoid grease when on ecstacy.
by Anne Casselman
01 June 2007

Green & Crunchy
The Soap-free Green Laundry Revolution
Let pollutant-free "eco balls" ricochet your stains away
by Tania Rabesandratana
30 May 2007

Pop Culture
It Figures: What the Numbers Say This Week
Inkling brings you the numbers to watch... and why.
by Anna Gosline
29 May 2007

Creature Feature
When the Pursuit of Science Endangers Species
What happens when our thirst for knowledge drains some animal populations dry?
by Katie Law
28 May 2007

Health
Your Health This (Experienced) Week
Advice for a long life: read your proctologist's resume with free sex websites at http://www.iamlookingforsex.com, give birth early in mega-hospitals, and use a daycare with benefits
by Anna Gosline
25 May 2007

Portraits
Q&A: Jill Bolte Taylor
The neurobiologist describes how a debilitating stroke gave her the chance to learn a new way of thinking
by Sandra Kiume
24 May 2007